Monday, March 17, 2008

List of Things You Can Buy for Two Dollars

Large green tea at Starbucks
2 copies of the New York Post on Sundays
A Powerbar
Bleacher seats at a Blue Jays game (Canadian dollars)
A news paper subscription in "Better Off Dead"
Toll passage over the Mid-Hudson Bridge
New watch battery
A top-five investment bank



7 comments:

JR said...

That was the 1st think that I thought of "I want my 2 dollars!" When he's going down the ski hill on his bike "Two dollars! Two dollars!" That fat kid's house that the french girl was staying at kind of reminded me of you.. before you lost the weight and grew the beard. YARRRRR! JK

NumberOneStunner said...

yikes!

jckweb said...

I was kinda shocked you left out two collect calls using 1-800-COLLECT. It was a huge part of all of our tv advertising lives back a decade ago.

Blazing_Sitars said...

First off, I hope that your getting change for your top-five investment bank. Clearly not worth two dollars these days.

Secondly, I'd buy a $2 bill and then get denied from using it at Taco Bell, or even better get arrested for trying to use it at Best Buy.

NumberOneStunner said...

Blazing Sitars - were you with me when I was trying to find a Taco Bell 2 weekends ago?

Blazing_Sitars said...

No, but I would have loved to have joined you a fourth meal.

NumberOneStunner said...

I'm terribly vexed