List of My Favorite Moments from The Transformers Movie (2007)

The Transformers fighting
The Transformers driving
The Transformers speaking
The Transformers saying cornball things
The Transformers shooting things
The Transformers talking about the old days
The Transformers protecting humans
The guy behind me talking on his mobile phone
The Transformers transforming

List of Things That Should Never Be Said, When Giving Directions

"Right in the same place that Indian graveyard used to be"
"After paying Tommy the hush money, he will show you which house the body is in"
"Across the street from the place where you lost control of your car"
"Take off the manhole cover, and proceed with caution"
"Remember that place I told you never to go? There"
"Go left at the intersection, where the guy with the pink-thong is standing"
"Actually, he lives with your ex-girlfriend"

List of Reasons Why I May Dislike You

You stole my retainer
I saw you riding the short-bus one time
You have an elevator in your building
Two words: wide feet
You made fun of my color-blindness
I am pretty biased on 'pretty-boys'
You purposely called me the wrong name
That moustache is really distracting

List of Reasons to Visit a Foreign Country

Export their oil and gas on your terms
Check out buildings that really are 'old'
You can help confirm other peoples opinions on Americans
Stock up on new immunities
Free meals on international flights
Show off your knowledge of Major League Baseball
New medical technologies (AmbienCR) allow for less jet lag
Getting drunk is fun, no matter where you are

List of the Best Reason to Have Children

Pre-boarding on all airlines
Will change the television station, when batteries in remote die
Series EE savings bonds
Cheap, industrial labor
Chicks dig 'em
They attract more attention than the cubic zirconium on your lady's left hand
Designated driver, in waiting
You can check out the toy aisle, without violating your parole