Monday, July 2, 2007

List of the Best Reason to Have Children

Pre-boarding on all airlines
Will change the television station, when batteries in remote die
Series EE savings bonds
Cheap, industrial labor
Chicks dig 'em
They attract more attention than the cubic zirconium on your lady's left hand
Designated driver, in waiting
You can check out the toy aisle, without violating your parole

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