List of Possible Reasons, for Not Posting a List, On Any Given Monday

It was a holiday
I was off at the dentist
BAC level still not steady
The Mets game went in to extra innings
I was in Phoenix
I was up all night, looking for my retainer
I was watching Footloose, and forgot

List of Fictional Places, I Would Like to Go To

The Regal Beagle
The Mos Eisley Cantina
That really cool floating Chinese restaurant in Blade Runner
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Wally World
Hotel Coral Essex
1950's America

List of the Best Things To Do at a Wedding

Count your drinks, thru the use of digital photography
Ask some distant aunts to dance
Swap places with the bartender for a minute, so he can use the rest room
Shoot hoops
Get an early collection going for necessary bail money
Ask your girlfriend if she "wants to have one of these some day" and then laugh
Rip the crotch of your pants
The Robot

List of Magazines I Would Like to See Published

The Upstate New Yorker
Entry Level Cranberry Farming
Spy vs. Spy
Derivatives and Guns
Awesome Affordable Housing Magazine
Mets-Jets-Devils-Notre Dame Weekly
Life Magazine