Monday, February 16, 2009

List of Reasons Why I Returned to Work

No daytime friends, seriously
I riffled thru all five seasons of Desperate Housewives
I started siding with Whoopie, on The View
Obama has no intention of helping me
They don't give gun permits to the unemployed
I grew tired of cashing weekly unemployment checks
I didn't want to be the guy who turned down a job in January 2009