List of Things You Shouldn’t Say To Anyone, Anywhere, at Anytime

"You guys all look the same to me"
"Aren't you my cousin?"
"This is probably contagious"
"I respectfully disagree - Queen Latifa has always been hot"
"Man, the Conquistadors had the right idea"
"Assorted fine arts, are my real forte"
"I'm more of a 'still water runs deep' kinda guy".
"Hi, I am your new seatmate, Eshwar."

List of Olympic Sports We Should Consider for London 2012

Synchronized Antiquing
400m Stroll
Endurance Soapboxing
Transportation Individual Medley
Freestyle Mudsliding
Warm Hand-Pumped Beer: Men's Individual Pursuit
Oil Speculation
French Horn
Immigration Hurdles
Chunneling - (Individual and Team)
Baseball

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List of Things I Am Ashamed to Tell My Dad

I have tried (and liked) Bud Light Lime
I have not read a book since 2002
He needs a haircut
I don’t care about West coast hockey
The work-out bench on the front porch, needs to go
I have never vacuumed the car
65% of my college tuition was wasted
I don't know where my bread is buttered