List of "For Dummies" Books I Would Buy If They Existed

Drywall for Dummies
Following Magellan's Route Solo in a Canoe for Dummies
Post Plane Crash Cannibalism for Dummies
Interior Drywall for Dummies
Drawing Circles for Dummies
Session Musicianship and Lifestyle for Dummies
The Jacksonville Political Scene for Dummies
Non-Corrugated Medium Density Fiberboard Handiwork for Dummies

List of Ridiculous Things About Baseball

The managers and coaches wear the uniforms
Belts are part of the uniforms
The draft
The American league
Day-night double headers
On field bullpens
Coaches box and the 'on-deck' circle
Dropped third strikes
81 home games
Tampa Bay

List of Very Small Communities

Society of the Cincinnati (5,500 members to start)
Unionvale, NY residents (4,546)
Andrea Doria survivors (roughly 1654)
Directors who have directed Danny Aiello (67)
Founding members of Lambda Lambda Lambda at Adams College (estimated 18)
The True Sons of Washington organization (3 full members, 2 pending)
People allowed to drive my car (4)
South African Masters winners (2)
Awesome dudes named Rick Astley (1)

List of People Who Should Breath a Sigh of Relief, When the Third Famous Person Dies

Carrot Top