List of Rejected Stunning List Topics

List of My Favorite Horse Races
List of Nicknames That People Have Called Me
List of Awesome Replies to "How's Life?"
List of Descriptions to Movies, From My Cable Box
List of Songs That Should Never Have Been Written
List of My Favorite Post-Apocalyptic Movies
List of People You Should Never Trust With These First Names
List of Things That Happened, at a Recent Camping Event
List of Sponsors for the Stunning List
List of Awesome Generic Sport Moments
List of Things About Aunt Becky from Full House
List of Reasons to Ride Mechanical Bulls
List of Reasons Dane Cook Sucks
List of Events You Never Heard Of

List of Things I Need Two Of

Ghost writers
Ted Danson look-a-likes to hang out with
Gyro's
Wealthy cougars
Nights of My Morning Jacket at Radio City
Wayne Chrebet autographs
Solariums
Dane Cook career ending scandals
Paychecks
Eights (another Jack would help as well)

List of Things We Should Consider Using More Often

Sporks
Universal remotes
Power tools
Dimes
State roads
Baby powder
Our undergraduate degrees
Moustache combs
The real name of Blazing Sitars
Hokey religions & ancient tricks, or the good blaster at our side

List of Culturally Relevant "Greater Than" Equations

E-Z Pass lane speed > Cash lane speed
Cant Hardly Wait > American Pie
Family Guy > South Park
Socialites > Fashionistas
American Idol > Americas Next Top Model
1950's America > 1970's America
Crossover Country Pop > Rap Metal
Take Me Out to the Ballgame > Happy Birthday
Stunning List > Non-Stunning List

List of Places Women and Children Should Not Be Encouraged To Go

That van
The really creepy park, with no lights inside
Cloud City
The sinking ship museum
My room
Penn State