List of Words That Only Make Sense In Video Games

Hit Points
Energy
Sand World
Portal
1-up
Impliment
Sir Edricks Armour
Reset button

People I Dislike, Whom I Think You Should Consider Disliking

Randy, from American Idol
Those responsible for suppressing Pauly Shores career
The Pacific Ocean
Thor's Dad
The guy in the grape suit, in the Fruit of the Loom gang
Doctor Zizmore
The Hawaiian Punch character, and his stupid spikey haircut
The executive who shot down Flintstones Chewable Vitamins for Adults
The person who took the 'cents' key off the modern-day keyboard.
Dan Brown

List of Things I Think About Whilst Jumping Rope on My Roof

The time I almost fell off the roof while cleaning it up
What the person in the apartment below is hearing
What the dude and his girlfriend on the balcony across the street are thinking about as they awkwardly watch me
The Rocky Balboa arm-cross jump rope maneuver
The word "disempactment"
How I probably look ridiculous in my white v-neck and black work socks, jumping a rope, on my rooftop

Things I Can Make

Dinner napkin art
A room dirty
Tinfoil balls
A glass empty
The phone ring
Myself disappear
A shoe stink