List of Things I Might Start Collecting

Antique water
Presidential spoons
Dane Cook playing cards
Rags
Locks of your hair
$100 bills
Allison Stokke dolls
Unemployment

List of Chapter Titles to the Book I'm Writing

My Workout Plan: A Work in Progress
The Lock Picking Kit That Never Was
My Struggle Against Legionnaires Disease
Alert - Girl In The Vicinity!
The Last Brain Cell
911 Hung Up On Me
When Will They Break Up? - The Wait and See
The Greatest Magic Trick in the World: Sawing a Woman in Half

List of Things I Love About North Country Cougars

Not shy
Leopard skin everything
Free quarters for video-games/pinball machines
They pay
Talk may often shift to car gear related subjects
Slow dancing in bars
Mom jeans
High chance of having kids my age

List of Recent Problems With the Stunning Lists

Loss of inspiration
Golden handcuffs
Been too busy taking dance lessons to concentrate on quality topics
Font selection's got me down
Carpel
No one posts any comments (its easy! Use a fake email.)
It has not been a very Stunning Fall

List of Things To Remember Aboot Hockey (NHL Opening Weekend edition)

The Torpedo
Fighting
It's still a viable professional sport
The 1978 Philadelphia Flyers
Gives Canadians a reason to wake up each day
New streamlined unis
Supermodels get awesome seats at the Garden

List of Something I Was Not Prepared For this Week

The biggest collapse in Major League Baseball history