List of What You Need for a Successful New Years Eve

A well fueled get-a-way car
Broad shoulders
A pound of sugar
14 ounces of lemon juice
Access to a hospital
A belt to hold your drinking accessories
The ability to distinguish between foreign and domestic
7 hours of consciousness
2 hours (min) of unconsciousness
Sopressata

List of Holidays That are Tomorrow

Christmas


The Stunning List will be away from the computer for the beginning of next week - please forgive me for pre-posting next weeks list today.

List of Prior Entries, I Would Like To Retract

Attention Stunning Readers, are you aware that The Stunning List is officially one year old?!? Well, it is. Thanks to all of you for pressing me to keep it going, and for calling me out when the content is weak, and challenging me to be better. Sometimes, it's hard to come up with topics, and sometimes its hard to come up with content to support the awesome topics. Often times, loyal readers will question some entries, as they may not "make sense". To reward you all for your year of service, and not letting me get away with anything, it is at this time that I would like to retract some entries from previous submissions:

Windows for Dummies
Cheese Fries
The word "disempactment"
New Jersey
Thors dad
No Molly Hatchet
The 1978 Philadelphia Flyers
The Hawaiian Punch character, and his stupid spikey haircut
The Transformers transforming
My ex-girlfriends older brother, Nate
Missionary

Things That Used To Make Me Sad But No Longer Do

The tears of a clown
The collapse of the Corey's
Verps
Past tense
Empty sandboxes
Erin Gallagher
Vasectomy talk
Not working harder in 10th grade French class
The dentist

Bridges I Will Cross When I Come to Them

Daughters first date
The kidney stone
Daily shaving
Consistent success
Purchasing a mini-van
Being the hated Little League father/coach
Paying the tab at the Croft Corner Bar and Grill
Admitting to you that I watch House
Sydney Harbour Bridge