List of Places I Would Meet Up With Other Spies, If I Were a Spy

The Port Authority bathroom
Somewhere dark
The North platform at Narita Airport
A hotel room
The 19th Hole
An ice-cream parlor in Paris
On the opposite bank of a small river or creek
The Cricketer Arms
A local ATM vestibule
The first car of "Superman the Ride" at Great Adventure
Behind a church
Madagascar

Things I Used to Think Were Awesome

Comic books
Pajamas with attached socks
Kevin Costner
Atlantic City
Florida
Writing a cursive "L"
Ewoks
Kaleidoscopes
The Saw Doctors
Gummy worms
Boston
Mini-vans
Indy films
Writing in ALL CAPS
Weird Al

List of things I think are awesome

War journalists
Electricity
The car radio
Gary Carter
The 2-word review for Shark Sandwich
Open water (the water, not the movie)
Non-rectangular flags
Post vitamin-B urine
New York State
Geico caveman commercials
Mr. Pibb
Space (outer, not personal)
$2 bets
Clocks
Non-fatal train wrecks
Cops (the television show)
Union suits
Whoever will beat Hillary Clinton in an election