Past TV Episodes I Wish I Could Watch Again

Different Strokes - the bike shop one with the guy that kid-touches Dudley
Quantum Leap - the last episode
Twilight Zone - the one where the pretty lady lives in a world of pigmen, and thinks she's ugly
Happy Days - the one where the Fonz actually jumps the shark
All in the Family - the one where Edith almost gets s*xually assaulted
The Brady Bunch - the one where the kids haunt the house, because they don’t want to move
Parker Lewis Cant Lose - the one where him and his girlfriend "watch cable", for the first time
The Muppet Show - the one with all of the Star Wars characters in it
Whoops! - the first episode, where the world blows up, but the main guy lives because he was in a Volvo at the time
Mamma's Family - one that might actually make me like the show

Top Books That I'd Love to Read, But Will Never Read

Moby Dick
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Grapes of Wrath
David Copperfield
Canterbury Tales
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Windows for Dummies
Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Beowulf
Dude, Where's My Car?

Things I Think Are Pretty Much a Waste of Time/Resources

Quinellas
Non-degree programs
New Jersey
Cheese fries
Portable telescopes
Rain in the winter
Microsoft Windows "on-screen" Post-It Notes
Middle-East Peace talks
Daytrips to Boston
The Westminster Dog Show
US Weekly