Tuesday, December 26, 2006

List of Places I Would Meet Up With Other Spies, If I Were a Spy

The Port Authority bathroom
Somewhere dark
The North platform at Narita Airport
A hotel room
The 19th Hole
An ice-cream parlor in Paris
On the opposite bank of a small river or creek
The Cricketer Arms
A local ATM vestibule
The first car of "Superman the Ride" at Great Adventure
Behind a church
Madagascar

1 comment:

MTA said...

I also think a good place to meet up with another spy would be hidden behind the firewood logs at the Train House in Tannersville, NY.

If you were to go there (as a spy, not as a civilian), make sure you completely avoid Gorilla Bear. He will not only be a witness to your encounter with whomever (b/c he's witty)... but will do the following with you:


*Grill you up some hearty meat

*Smoke you up

*Soften your bowels with loose talk

*Ask you to help him do his bills

*You will be forced to see the bear without a shirt... however, from a distance at the logs when you're making your encounter with another spy, his hair will look like a cashmere sweater

*He'll further help you soften your bowels with all the chat about outer space, inner space, and catching talking crickets, with huge ears, adorning top hats near the backyard creek

*Kindly ask you and your spy partner if you want to buy anything and then to leave.