Monday, October 22, 2007

List of Chapter Titles to the Book I'm Writing

My Workout Plan: A Work in Progress
The Lock Picking Kit That Never Was
My Struggle Against Legionnaires Disease
Alert - Girl In The Vicinity!
The Last Brain Cell
911 Hung Up On Me
When Will They Break Up? - The Wait and See
The Greatest Magic Trick in the World: Sawing a Woman in Half

4 comments:

John said...

What? No list referencing the events of this past weekend? I am shocked.

NumberOneStunner said...

I'm sorry John - the stunning list needs to appeal to all readers, not just those i attend weekend functions with.

however, if I did, it would be stunning. Also, thanks for bailing on me sat night - that, too, was stunning.

Unknown said...

I guess the list of people that bailed on you on Saturday night would be a stunning length in and of itself, eh?
(hanging head in shame)

Anonymous said...

Instead of being a wallflower and dreaming of trying out for the next season of 'so you think you can dance', why don't you do something stunning enough to write a list about.