"You guys all look the same to me"
"Aren't you my cousin?"
"This is probably contagious"
"I respectfully disagree - Queen Latifa has always been hot"
"Man, the Conquistadors had the right idea"
"Assorted fine arts, are my real forte"
"I'm more of a 'still water runs deep' kinda guy".
"Hi, I am your new seatmate, Eshwar."
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"You know what would make this more fun, some wine coolers!"
"That party sucked, they didnt even play the Electric Slide or Macarena!"
It is perfectly legal to make out with a distant cousin you never see... in some states.
"Why does it smell like tuna fish in here?"
You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
You had me at "hello".
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