Monday, March 3, 2008

List of Things Not to Attempt to Ask When in a Non English-Speaking Country

Why your bags are sitting on the luggage belt, when they should be making their way to the connecting flight
If you can have your appetizers be your entree, and you entree be your app.
What time your laundry will be ready for pick up, and if they would please separate lights and darks.
If it is legal to hug a penguin
Where the best place to buy a velvet vest, that goes with "these jeans", is
Does your cab driver have change of a button.
If your bartender has a sister

1 comment:

Blazing_Sitars said...

Welcome back stunner. We missed you.

Quarter pounder with cheese?