Monday, February 18, 2008

List of How Far* Away I Will Be, When You Are Reading This

By Airline - 3.6 watching's of Dune
By Car - 215 beers
By SemiTrucking - 90 energy pills
Hot Air Balloon - 19 missing person reports
Hands Across America - 21 million people, with distinct empty pockets in Colombia and the mid-west

*Distance listed in various upstate New York measurement units

The Stunning List is on vacation for next two Mondays (including this one). I encourage all of you to leave some nice comments on this posting for me to come back to.

4 comments:

Blazing_Sitars said...

But I must point out in this global village that we live in, you will be no more than a phone call away.

Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.

NumberOneStunner said...

blazing sitars!

Gadzooks, how did you do that so fast?! I just posted this damned thing, and its not realy even Monday.

You are a worth competitor, and i will uncover your tru identity.

Just like i did with Stokkes Father

JR said...

Who is Stokke's father? I never got that memo. So does 215 beers = 54 makers mark's on the rocks? That sounds about right. There are 18 shots in a fifth, I know that from my extensive golfing experience which therefore implies that you are 3 rounds of golf away as well which = ~12hrs and dune as I recall was was 3hrs 16mins (extended verision I'm assuming).

Anonymous said...

List of things I did when you were gone.


Missed You