Monday, January 12, 2009

List of Things We Learned From Movies

Women have biological clocks that tick.
A Sicilian can not refuse any request on his daughters wedding day
Corned Beef sandwiches lead to orgasms in females
Young boys from north England can become fantastic ballet dancers
Ed Burns sucks
If the entire stadium chants your name, you will make the big sack at the end of the game
Hal can't do that Dave
You're not done with the past, until the past is done with you
Gangs from Coney Island are the toughest
There can be only one
It's a trap

3 comments:

JR said...

Tyler Durden taught us to make high end soap out of human fat. What a great side business that turned out to be for me.

Anonymous said...

Karate Kid taught me that all sports teams should have a Japanese handyman on their sidelines in case of injury.

Blazing_Sitars said...

I learned that although Aliens can travel a millions of light years a second they can be beaten by gunpowder, sheer determination and an occasional germ.