Monday, January 19, 2009

List of Problems With My Beard

People constantly think i live in Brooklyn
The sides...really are not growing in at all
Ex-cons give me a knowing glance because of my "Prison P"
Cowlicks
Discovering that i am apparently graying slightly
I'm beyond the faux-beard level, where I resemble Dr. House
Dad calls me a bum (although, this is not really a new phenomenon)
One word: Manscaping

1 comment:

Blazing_Sitars said...

Is all of your "Manscaping" keeping you from posting on a regular basis? If so then I would list that as another problem of with your beard.

Concerned reader...