People constantly think i live in Brooklyn
The sides...really are not growing in at all
Ex-cons give me a knowing glance because of my "Prison P"
Cowlicks
Discovering that i am apparently graying slightly
I'm beyond the faux-beard level, where I resemble Dr. House
Dad calls me a bum (although, this is not really a new phenomenon)
One word: Manscaping
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Is all of your "Manscaping" keeping you from posting on a regular basis? If so then I would list that as another problem of with your beard.
Concerned reader...
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