Monday, September 8, 2008

List of Things I Would Expect to See, If I Ever Moved Back in to My 2002 Apartment

Heather Ansorge
A thirty-five year-old
A random dancer from a Broadway show
The inside of Down the Hatch
Maker's Mark
A member of the Mudhens
The Deli Lama
Adam Gorfin
Candles in the bathtub
Decorative gravel
Dead goldfish outside who froze to death
An unstoppable weekly deliver of Girls Gone Wild DVDs

Clothing in the Kitchen
Assorted pizza topping containers from local pizza parlor
Fiddlesticks
Dinner and drinks sponsored by CIBC


Special thanks for TJB17

3 comments:

Blazing_Sitars said...

I've been to that apartment and I think you might be over estimating your possible cliental. I mean, I don't think a Lisa Ansorge would ever show her face it that place. And, I don't know if Gerald T. McCaughey could foot the bill for dinner anymore.

NumberOneStunner said...

who are you, you son of a bitch?

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