Monday, September 29, 2008

List of Reasons Why Grade School Was the Happiest Time of My Life

Capri Sun
Naps
Fire drills
"Picking teams"
Animals in the classroom
Bathroom passes
Carpet squares
I didn't know who Senator Shelby was
The Mets couldn't hurt me then


6 comments:

JT said...

After years of reading the Stunning Lists, I have found my favorite individual answer to the topic du jour.

"I didn't know who Senator Shelby was" made me bust out laughing very loud on the Metro North train.

That was pure genius

jckweb said...

At least your Mets players now are arguably NOT using cocaine and/or crack.

JR said...

Stikeout
Paper triangle football games
Alexander the grapes

Blazing_Sitars said...

Kick-ball

After school bus rides home

Cafeteria food, before you realize how bad it was

Making elaborate plans for running away from home and thinking how great it would be

Brett said...

Chris Mullin tee shirts

Bugle Boys Clothes

"A" and "B" days
and of course

SNOW DAYS

JR said...

Kickball, a fracken classic. Though I always was one of the last kids picked on a team, it did not stop my love for the game.