Tuesday, January 22, 2008

What You Can Do This Sunday, In the Absence of Football

Talk to your kids about drugs
Speculate on the future of Johan Santana
Refinance your house (new lower rates, available today!)
Clean the crock-pot
Wait outside Giselle's apartment, to catch a glimpse of Tom Brady
Move to Canada (new lower rates, also available today!)
Come over my place, and "watch my day"
Go outside, perhaps take a jog

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