Monday, January 14, 2008

List of Conversation Items That Are Bound to Pop Up at the Dinner Table, When I am the Dad

"Here's why they should bring back the designated hitter"
"No desert until you finish your pill-form brussel sprouts"
"Well, if you didn’t forget to put the car in park, why has it floated 19 feet in the air?"
"You should definitely take your cousin to the prom"
"Has it ever occurred to you, that you have…….
"Old Spice made this family what it is - I'll de damned if you wont wear it"
"Computers aren't for downloading music, they are for spreadsheets"
"Waterbeds? Those have been illegal for as far back as I can remember"
"Your mother and I were different people back then"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Watch this...."