When I say "dance"... you best dance.
Money stays on the bar at all times, and we let the bartender draw funds - it helps to reduce the overall tip at the end of the nightWe don’t use change or single dollar bills in the juke box - only 5's and 20's are allowed.
If we argue about anything related to geography, just give me a pen and a napkin and I will show you that I'm right.
No chicken wings - we eat chicken fingers, with wing sauce in a bowl.
No making fun of how long it takes me to go to the men's room.
If anyone asks, my name is Roy and I'm either a tug boat operator, or a re-enactment actor.
Your name can't be Roy.
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Roy, I understand your point about the chicken wings but think you need to be flexible on this matter. Many who have lived in the mid-west or south prefer wings to fings, it's just part of their heritage. FYI I really liked your portrayal of David Birkhead in the Anna Nicole special and can't wait to see you in the upcoming Osmond made for TV movie.
jr - i accept our cultural differences, and will allow exceptions if we are ever in the mid-west or south. however, you are on my turf now, Mr. Mayor.
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