No valets are allowed inside
Any change left in the seats is mine
Don’t use my chapstick - there was an incident once
No Molly Hatchet
Do not open the trunk
If you get pulled over, everything inside is technically yours
If you can manage to reach that one McDonald fry between the gearbox and the passenger seat, I'll be jealous, but it's yours man

1 comment:
Next time, you might want to mention that the gas gauge doesn't work.
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