I pee in the kitchen sink when she is in the shower I switched the caf for decaf I TOTALLY paid for the groceries last week My car requires 93 or better octane I got wasted last Tuesday at work
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I accidentally killed and then replaced the cat. Twice.
The food that she thought she forgot to buy at the store was actually bought and already consumed by me.
1 comment:
I accidentally killed and then replaced the cat. Twice.
The food that she thought she forgot to buy at the store was actually bought and already consumed by me.
October, while amazing, is not my favorite month.
I can fix anything.
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