Monday, July 13, 2009

List of Awesome Toasts

"Here's to all the girls we've loved... but here's to those we haven't.", A. Green
"See you guys in the emergency room." C. Woeber
"Here's to getting pounded at an away game." B. Dunn
Multi-grain
"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run." W. Chi
Response: "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." J. Burton
Rye
"To OJ Simpson, who ran for just a shade under a billion yards." T. Kramer
"No horn blowing except for danger... hello, I'm danger" T. Beres
"Let's try and drink one of these broads pretty." #1 Stunner
"Welcome back, Stunner" - you


Feels good to be home.

4 comments:

Lil Brudder said...

Oh thank god you are back.

Unknown said...

dunkey prose! praise jesus!

JR said...

Here is to Large, may he rest in peace. Thanks for all the good times buddy.

Balance said...

Here's to honor. To get on her and stay on her. and if you can't come in her, come on her!!