Monday, July 28, 2008

List of Reasons Why I Choose Not to Write a Stunning List Today

Too tired
10-Cent Superfectas don’t pay well, and I'm looking in my couch cushions for coffee money
There is mud in my ear
The interns are no longer taking Stunning List dictation notes
My inability to grow a moustache has me sad
Still upset about losing $120 on flip-cup over the weekend

2 comments:

Blazing_Sitars said...

List of reasons why I choose not to respond to a stunning list in the last two weeks.
-I dislike the French
-I've never grown a moustache

I'm sorry the ponies didn't treat you well, but I hope you took the opportunity to visit the Saratoga National Historic Park. Home to one of the most decisive Revolutionary War Battles!

JR said...

I was never a big fan of the french either but I did grow a moustache once for a halloween costume. I was Cochese and unfortunately no1 got it.