Monday, June 9, 2008

List of Culturally Relevant "Greater Than" Equations

E-Z Pass lane speed > Cash lane speed
Cant Hardly Wait > American Pie
Family Guy > South Park
Socialites > Fashionistas
American Idol > Americas Next Top Model
1950's America > 1970's America
Crossover Country Pop > Rap Metal
Take Me Out to the Ballgame > Happy Birthday
Stunning List > Non-Stunning List

9 comments:

JR said...

American Idol dude! How about So you think you can dance > American Idol

Anonymous said...

In terms of reality tv:
Carrier >> SYTYCD+American Idol+America's Next Unattractive Model

Also:
Ronan Tynan's God Bless America > Take Me Out to the Ball Game
("As the storm clouds gather...")

Anonymous said...

Coach Z > "Coach" Craig T. Nelson

ogrefett said...

um. is this list backwards?

South Park > Family Guy
Everything > American Idol
70's > every other decade
Everything > Crossover Country Pop (if it is already pop, how can it crossover? jk)
wish list > stunning list

my 3 cents

Anonymous said...

Yankees>Mets

Dutchess County>Erie County

Whitney>Triple Crown

BL>CL or ML

Axe Men>any Fox Reality show

NumberOneStunner said...

Blazing Sitars? Where art thou?

Blazing_Sitars said...

I didn't realize you waited on me. I will try to make my comments more promptly.

Any sport (including caber tossing) > NBA

Around the Horn > Rome is Burning

Tom Clancy > Michael Crichton > Stephen King

Rudy Project > Oakley

NASCAR > IRL

New York > any other place on earth!

ogrefett said...

me > you

NumberOneStunner said...

Excellent use of the sport "caber tossing" - clearly you are making an appeal to my Scottish roots. You are a dastardly one Blazing Sitars...

Rudy Project?