List of Potential Names for the Thoroughbred I May Buy
Built for Glue Strive for Second That’s What She Said Girlfriend in a Burlap Sack Back Plow Fecund Swamp Stanley Cup Champion Sans Pantalones (good name for a greyhound, too)
They were discussing this on the radio this morning. There was a consensus that if any of them were to ever own a racehorse, they would name him "Bill". Yep, "Bill the Horse".
At first, it may not seem that funny, however, when imagined in the context of a horse race announcer calling the homestretch, it actually becomes quite amusing.
"And coming 'round the turn is 'Loganberry Fields', followed closely by 'Ryan's Privates' on the outside! 'Baker's Right Hand' is racing to the finish! 'Dunn and Done' has faded back to 5th... AND HERE COMES 'Bill' streaking past the field!!! 'Bill' is charging to the line!!! (and so on)"
"...and pulling up the rear is 'My Gal Friday' ridden by Tim Beresford.... Beresford is an unusual choice for a jockey, and it appears his size disadvantage once again cost 'My Gal Friday' the race."
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They were discussing this on the radio this morning. There was a consensus that if any of them were to ever own a racehorse, they would name him "Bill". Yep, "Bill the Horse".
At first, it may not seem that funny, however, when imagined in the context of a horse race announcer calling the homestretch, it actually becomes quite amusing.
"And coming 'round the turn is 'Loganberry Fields', followed closely by 'Ryan's Privates' on the outside! 'Baker's Right Hand' is racing to the finish! 'Dunn and Done' has faded back to 5th... AND HERE COMES 'Bill' streaking past the field!!! 'Bill' is charging to the line!!! (and so on)"
At least, I thought 'Bill' was funny.
I guess you had to hear it.
Whatever.
best...stunning-comment...ever
You can only name it "Back Plow" if it's a unicorn...
"...and pulling up the rear is 'My Gal Friday' ridden by Tim Beresford.... Beresford is an unusual choice for a jockey, and it appears his size disadvantage once again cost 'My Gal Friday' the race."
unbridled addiction
Sloppy Seconds
Elmer's revenge.
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