Monday, September 10, 2007

List of Things You Don’t Want To Hear A Doctor Say

"How'd that get in there?"
"I cant seem to keep steady…has anyone seen my whiskey?"
"Roads? Where we're going, we don’t need roads."
"Swear to god, that was drunkest I've ever been. Now, let's see that spleen."
"Oops."
"Open up wide… wow… not that wide."
"Having my hands here, is perfectly normal."
"It’s a girl!"

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