Monday, August 13, 2007

List of Things That Never Happened to Me

Olympic glory
A savings account
An indecent proposal
The 4-minute mile
Lead roll in a high school play/musical
Turkish prison
A guilt-free high school graduation

2 comments:

Chevis/Jimbo said...

Please expand upon the guilt free high school graduation. Was it the marbles for the superintendent? Was it the plagiarized paper on the Hudson Valley Renegades? Was it Troy Bradshaw's piano? Hood Denter? H. Roy? Windmill bandits?

NumberOneStunner said...

i have no idea what this avid Stunning List supporter is talking about.