Monday, May 14, 2007

List of the Best Things To Do at a Wedding

Count your drinks, thru the use of digital photography
Ask some distant aunts to dance
Swap places with the bartender for a minute, so he can use the rest room
Shoot hoops
Get an early collection going for necessary bail money
Ask your girlfriend if she "wants to have one of these some day" and then laugh
Rip the crotch of your pants
The Robot

1 comment:

jckweb said...

Fart fart poop poop... say what?