It is very windy in there, please bring a sweater
None of the floors are level
If you use my computer, please do not open the folder labeled "Angels"
Do not move the clock
If the ladder up to the bed comes loose, there is a hammer under the sink so you can nail it back to the wall
Do not open the freezer
Please do not remove any of the stickers you may find around the place
The elevator is broken
Maximum capacity: 17 persons
The sound you hear at 9pm each night, is not someone playing the drums
Please don’t use my towels (for your protection & mine)
Be nice to my neighbor Anne
The fireplace might work, but please don’t be the one to find out that it does not
No smoking
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