Monday, February 12, 2007

List of Titles, I Would One Day Like to Obtain

Lunar Entrepreneur of the Year
Franklin Pierce Look-a-Like Award
Dictator of T-Shirted Persons
Inventor of the 99 Cent Coin
Master of the Ionosphere
Commander of the New Ark
Ruler of Dutchess County
Engineer of the First Interplanetary Water-Balloon Slingshot
Minister of Financial Wastefulness (I may already own this one)
Olympic Champion
Homeowner

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